2012年7月19日星期四

'She was very willing to do wheelchair porn': Russell Brand jokes about his 'freaky' sex life with ex-wife Katy Perry

He's been much more gracious than his former wife in the aftermath of their split, so it would be churlish to begrudge Russell Brand the odd joke at the ill fated union's expense.
And he did just that yesterday, by joking that Katy Perry was 'very willing to do wheelchair porn.
The Brand X presenter then described his 14 month marriage to the singer as like being on 'a diet of rice' making his post-divorce dating spree feel like being let loose in Willy Wonka's chocolate factory.
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He's having a laugh: Russell Brand has joked that Katy Perry 'was willing to do wheelchair porn'
He's having a laugh: Russell Brand has joked that Katy Perry 'was willing to do wheelchair porn'

Not the most flattering metaphor for Katy, who interestingly enough often dresses as candy and cakes on stage (and never rice), but then the 37-year-old Essex boy is, after all, a comedian... and a bawdy one at that.
So after being asked by shock jock Howard Stern if the sex with Katy, 27 , 'wasn't freaky enough,' it would've have been precious of him to suddenly become po-faced.

Happily and true to form, he joked to Stern on his Sirius XM radio show: 'She was very willing to do wheelchair porn.'
Adding, according to Us Weekly: 'That woman spent ninety percent of our marriage in a little electric wheel chair.'
Opening up: Russell Brand spoke out about his marriage to Katy Perry during a radio interview with Howard Stern
Opening up: Russell Brand spoke out about his marriage to Katy Perry during a radio interview with Howard Stern
In love: Brand has referred to his relationship with Perry as 'lovely,' but he's allowed a joke or two
In love: Brand has referred to his relationship with Perry as 'lovely,' but he's allowed a joke or two
But then Buddhist Brand became more serious and added: 'I don't want porn anymore . . .There is no market for it in my life. I've got no kind of weird predilections especially.'
After confirming his new relationship with Isabella Brewster - sister to Dallas star Jordana Brewster - Brand euphemised with Stern about his dating and sex life as a single, newly-divorced man.
'[I had] a little bit of a reaction,' Brand revealed.

'Like if you've been on a diet of rice for awhile and then suddenly Willy Wonka said, 'I need you to run my chocolate factory.'
It's official: The funnyman also confirmed he is dating Jordana Brewster's sister Isabella
It's official: The funnyman also confirmed he is dating Jordana Brewster's sister Isabella
It's worth noting that Katy's 25th birthday party in Hollywood, which she attended with Brand affixed to her side, was Willy Wonka themed.
So it's hard not to think that the clever Brand is hinting at a disparity between Katy's candy coated public image and the real woman behind the technicolour facade.

But the Rock of Ages star was keen to quash rumours that he didn't get on with Perry's parents, who are Christian evangelicals.
'They were lovely,' Brand said.

Playing it cool: Russell also made an appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live where he dodged the dating question
Playing it cool: Russell also made an appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live where he dodged the dating question

Having a laugh: The pair joked about how much time Russell has been spending with his yoga teacher lately
Having a laugh: The pair joked about how much time Russell has been spending with his yoga teacher lately
'We had a really great relationship actually. When you say that they are Christians, Howard, they are not. . stiff . . Her dad came from sort of a crazy background, and her mom went to Berkley in like the sixties. They were more born again Christians, so I think they kind of identified with me.'
And Russell explained why he didn’t try to claim half of the $44million Katy made while they were together in the divorce, stating: ‘I've got a good job. I'm not into taking money from women.’
In an interview with Jimmy Kimmel on Tuesday night, Russell dodged the dating question and he and the talk show host joked about how much time he has been spending with his yoga teacher Tej Kaur Khalsa of late.
Right by his side: Russell and Isabella were seen leaving the Jimmy Kimmel studios together
Right by his side: Russell and Isabella were seen leaving the Jimmy Kimmel studios together
Right by his side: Russell and Isabella were seen leaving the Jimmy Kimmel studios together

Just having fun: Russell insisted he is enjoying the freedom that comes with being single
Just having fun: Russell insisted he is enjoying the freedom that comes with being single
Stepping out solo: This afternoon Russell stepped out without Isabella to visit the Dakota Studios in Studio City
Stepping out solo: This afternoon Russell stepped out without Isabella to visit the Dakota Studios in Studio City
Stepping out solo: Yesterday Russell stepped out without Isabella to visit the Dakota Studios in Studio City
Jimmy had presented Russell with some photographs of him and Tej as he said: ‘I saw some photographs that lead me to believe – and correct me if I'm wrong – that you appear to be dating again.’
After the joking was over, Russell said seriously: ‘It's just that I like her, she's a nice person. Spiritual people, it's good to hang around those type of people.’
Russell also claimed that Tej was backstage, however he was later spotted leaving the studio with Isabella.
No hard feelings: Russell spoke fondly of Katy and claimed things didn't work out 'for practical reasons'
No hard feelings: Russell has spoken fondly of Katy and claimed things didn't work out 'for practical reasons'

Moving on: Russell and Katy's divorce was finalised a few days ago follo0wing their split in December
Moving on: Russell and Katy's divorce was finalised a few days ago following their split in December

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